How do other Moms do it?

I have a wonderful terrific son - most of the time. This morning he was just fantastic, playing and laughing and enjoying his toys, and not particularly bothering me so I could get my work done. But after his nap, he woke up the spawn of Satan.

By the time you give up on trying to get your work done, it's too late. You have one nerve left, and your toddler just threw cheese tortellini on it.

I'd find a babysitter except I've given up all my financial security to have children. I literally don't have the $20 to pay a neighbor to watch my son while I get a bubble bath or catch up on my homework or sleep. I can't even make my utility bills anymore, much less have any kind of a budget for my sanity's sake.

Some days the frustration and futility are enough to drive you into the insane asylum. I can't even turn on the television - we cut our cable months and months ago trying to save money. We only get 1 channel using rabbit ears, and even that one's snowy.

So how do I stop myself from completely losing my sanity on days like these? Should I just start working a regular bottle of vodka into the grocery budget? It's starting to seem like a pretty good option!